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custombaytees: geezydee: Have sex in 2010. Finish in 2011. Lul. then ask her if she came yet then she will say “ya i came already, last year” LOL GENIUS.

Dec 31st

ayeelexisf-deactivated20110519- asked: Hellllo Kenneth! I'm Alexis. I hope you have a great new year! ;D God bless you. <3

Dec 31st

ayeelexisf-deactivated20110519- asked: Hellllo Kenneth! I'm Alexis. I hope you have a great new year! ;D God bless you. <3

Dec 31st

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God blessed,

Two or three days ago, My sister and I, were running some errands before she dropped me off to my girlfriends. First, we had to drop by my moms work to pick up some money for some jack in the box but my mom decided that she wanted us to get the food first then go back to her work so that we can just drop it off there so she can take home to my dad and baby sister when she goes out for break. While...

Dec 31st

"I'd wrap the earth, and give you the world"

Dec 31st

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@ianmillah

ohwhutizamark: mexican joke lol -____-

Dec 31st

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First Ever Hockey Game,

Had hella fun, glad it was with you < 3

Dec 31st

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Why couldn't 3 mexicans cross the border?

graceeehuyyynh: itskatherinemae: Bc it said no TRESpassing. LOL Mexican jokes ..

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Use TURON, DINIGUAN, and PANCIT in a sentence.

-mattreyes: I tried to TURON the TV but it DINIGUAN so I PANCIT.

Dec 31st

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stelliemarie: johnyr: If You Were Mine ...

Dec 29th

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Reblog if your mom is beautiful.

Dec 29th

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minnnie asked: imissyou, butthead!

-teh jasmine

Dec 29th

minnnie asked: imissyou, butthead!

-teh jasmine

Dec 29th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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All your bullshit,

won’t phase me.

Dec 25th

Don't you just hate it when you run out of toilet...

hellodessa: duh-knees: You’re having so much fun taking the shit out of your ass. You check the toilet roll and see that it’s empty… Fucked for life. HAHAHA

Dec 25th

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Anonymous asked: you do not deserve carina at all. you are a big flirt and you always talk to other girls. idk why she even chose to go out with you when lucky treated her alot better. dont act like you are not a flirt because everyone sees it. and somehow carina always ends up believing your lame ass stories!! ha very funny because last time i checked some girl you call your boo is taking you out so stop...

Dec 25th

Anonymous asked: you do not deserve carina at all. you are a big flirt and you always talk to other girls. idk why she even chose to go out with you when lucky treated her alot better. dont act like you are not a flirt because everyone sees it. and somehow carina always ends up believing your lame ass stories!! ha very funny because last time i checked some girl you call your boo is taking you out so stop...

Dec 25th

sandra-tran: press play. On repeat.

Dec 25th